So I named my brushes
But then I gave them personalities
No guys you don’t even understand.
Henry is jealous. He’s always been madly in love with Antonio and now everyone else is giving him attention and HOLD THE FUCK UP WHAT AM I DOING.
When you know it’s over
Before it began
wE ARE SHIPPING BRUSHES PEOPLE
ON THE PAINT TOOL SAI
today we had a lock down drill and one kid in my class said “these are so stupid if someone really wanted to kill us they would pull the fire alarm so we would all leave the building in a big crowd and then they could just shoot us all” not sure if he is very smart or very dangerous
h o m e w o r k
h o m e w o r
h o m e w o
h o m e w
h o m e
h o m
h a r
h a r r
h a r r y
h a r r y p
h a r r y p o
h a r r y p o t
h a r r y p o t t
h a r r y p o t t e
h a r r y p o t t e r
He’s so pathetic.
Let me tell you something about Dan Howell. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even- whatever.
So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Chris who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to London, and Dan was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Chris, he’d be like ‘why didn’t you call me back?’
And I’d be like, ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’
So then, for my birthday party (which was an all girls pool party) I was like, ‘Dan, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.’
I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a lesbian.
So then his mum called my mum and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.
did ancient Romans call their best friends “romies” like homies because if not then I am severely disappointed in them
if pretty sure they didn’t
well now we know why the Roman Empire failed